Richard: "there's no such thing as a poor person"

Brave.

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Michaf C Gadd: There were hands, feet up there, everything. One girl had her hand up there trying to pull it off!
Steve: What, the kilt or your...?

Non-UBMC....
Small Bristolian child upon tasting Hugh F-W's organic marshmallows...
"Your marshmallows are gooder than them what are in the packets!"

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I like Starley.

Laurence: Arrogance killed the cat.

haha to sazzles post!

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where's that to? here tis!

(quoted over the phone from Michaf C)

gareth: whilst peeing in a bottle in rose's car (a bottle being shared by 3 people) 'why's it got bits in it?!'

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Mountain sec .... once upon a time

Cocky: You cant pour it, you cant whip it, you cant cook it, you can only spoon it!

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Developing Nicely.

In Morrisons whilst reading his news paper:

Tommy: "Thats a really unattractive woman...."

Me: "Thatd Graham Norton mate!"

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Level-headed member of Gadd-vey

a few from scotland......

'Talking against pineapples is blasphemy' JCB(actually not Starley!)

'Well we should all just get in the shower together then' Tommy

'Neil is a ninja' JCB

'WHEN YOUR IN A DORMITORY AND YOUR ALARM GOES OFF, YOU SWITCH IT OFF!!!' Starley

'So did you get around in South Africa Katie?' Tommy

'A more realistic option is that a submarine went back in time' MILF-Hunter

'Starley, you are a closet poser...you pose in closets' Katie

'Dogging! yeah! lets go sled dogging!' Tommy

Tommy 'So shall we go for a little walk?'
Starley 'Yeah! Lets go to the butchers!'
(for those that don't know, the butchers was next door)

'Ice screws on the floor! Ice screws! Oh no! Ice screw babies!' Tommy

'Talking of long hard things' Tommy

'Your a common cockle' Starley (to Tommy)

'I'm giving birth to little sea-horses!' Tommy

Alice 'Neil is allergic to peanuts'
Fran ' Who's talking about penises?'

'You guys missed a really good day...You can tell by the dampness of my gloves and the size of my testicles' Tommy

'We've got a small Jamaican in the corner eating his fleece' Starley (talking about JCB

Imperial guy 'What's Nescliffe?'
MILF-Hunter 'It's an alcopop pretending to be cider'

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Mountain sec .... once upon a time

You guys missed a really good day...You can tell by the dampness of my gloves and the size of my testicles' Tommy

well thats my favourite.

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Committee position - Christianity and exotic islands Sec

thanks stu!

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VP '08-'09

Jimmy (from facebook chat whilst we are both surposed to be working):

" I have noticed Rob Shearer is a player."

Jimmy C-S to Ali Wade.

" I thoroughly believe that I am the best climber that has ever lived."

Ali Wade- "Except me".

All in all, one hell of a team.

Jimmy C-S to stern looking Heathrow Customs woman searching his bag.

'Have you anything to declare sir?"

Jimmy- (Having read Oscar Wilde previously)
"Nothing but my Genius!!"

More stern looks..

luke - 'i'm a mathmatician at heart'


.....you dont say luke

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Mountain sec .... once upon a time

Neil(whilst struggling on the horrible crux of "The grazer" at Burbage North today):

"It's just too jammy!"