Some say he was actually born with that strange arrow shaped marking on his chest, and that he's wanted in Canada for charges of animal cruelty towards a hungry bear, all we know is that he's called Tom Green

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Some say that he invented the dragon cam by placing a real dragon into a crack without getting burnt, and that if he were to set foot out of a bouldering room, he would crumble to dust. All we know is, he's called Tom Green.

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"I'm not mad, I just see things differently"
No longer VP : But still Vaguely Philippino
FYI: Actions speak louder than wombats

A very complex character! We share the same laugh

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where's that to? here tis!

Some say his semen is a banned substance in 39 countries because unregulated it could breed a race of super human to take over the earth and that if he was to take off his glasses every woman in a 2 mile radius would fall in love with his deep beautiful eyes.......all we know is that he is called Tom Green

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Unlevel-headed member of team Gadd-vey

Cheif Scout

Some say he invented the tricam and believes it is the most important piece of gear on a rack and that he is so hard that he once tattooed himself... all we know is hes called tom green!

Some say he is decendant from Hercules, and that if he could have destroyed Xerxes' entire army without the aid of 300 Spartan's. All we know is he's called Tom Green...

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massive punter

Some say that if you stare into his eyes while he isn't wearing his glasses, you'll instantly turn into stone, and that if he could be bothered to think about it, he'd be be able to figure the answer to life, the universe and everything in 42 seconds...all we know is, he's called Tom Green

Some say that at night he licks the water of ducks feet. And that he was the first person to use an iPad as a high ball crash-mat. All we know is... he's called Tom Green.

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"I'm not mad, I just see things differently"
No longer VP : But still Vaguely Philippino
FYI: Actions speak louder than wombats

Some say that he spent all of his childhood living in an igloo, and that he is the first to lead a grade XI route, using nothing but a (mis)used tissue for protection...
All we know is he's called Tom Green

some say his hands can actually be used as ice axes and he appears on the Canadian $100 bill wrestling a bear... all we know is hes called tom green

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suns out guns out

OMG i no him! lulz

Some say... he's no longer safe, bears have learnt to shag now

Some say he was actually the second person to shag the walk of life and gave it severe 4a and that there is now an accepted medical condition in bears known as greenaphobia all we know is he's called tom green

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pain is just weakness leaving the body

Some say he likes to take ALL his clothes off when he goes for a poo and that he once starred in the critically acclaimed opera, Madame Butterfly. All I know he's called Thomas William Green.