couple of font quotes for u

Rach: Dont worry i wont cut myself a 3rd vagina...

Ruth: im coming, im coming!
Sarah: bend your knee i cant get it in!

Harry y: its better when its tight
Harry p: tru dat!

Sarah: grab my ass hallie, grab it with both hands!

Faith: Get in my actual arsehole

Harry p: we could either walk around or go for a banging sit

Neighbour: Can i ask you politely to please shut the f**k up

Rach: you would have died by now its quite a big one...

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suns out guns out

good one from the neighbour!

general Cornwall quote from many a people: "I don't wanna go climbing"

Josh D: "I'm gonna go home and get eaten"
we know you're from Devon, but that was a bit too much information....

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"Climbing at altitude is like hitting your head against a brick wall - it's great when you stop" - Sensei Chris Darwin (Type 2 fun)

ex social sec

Laurence Everitt in Portland: 'Theres two things that I don't agree with, vindaloos and bowlines'

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*Sees that Crunchy Nut is £3.70 in the supermarket*
"Definitely can't afford that".
*Buys a pint for £4 later on that evening*

Vizzle-Pizzle

FISH CHUGGER, on why he wanted to eat alive one of the pet fish in my house:

"Because it would be all like wriggling... and then I'd be like, f**k you, and eat it."

And, in a game of I have never, no one confesses to having ever had an STI:

MILF-Hunter: "Someone in here is lying. One of you has definitely had an STI. Selly Oak has the highest student STI rates in England!"
Will: "We're climbers. We always use good protection."

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#lovesthewhipsandchains

When talking about the name munchkin

Twigs "Isn't that a sexual slave"
Tommy B (at the same time) "my mum used to call me munchkin"

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Unlevel-headed member of team Gadd-vey

Cheif Scout

One from trackside boulder at curbar
Faith: 'there aren't any jugs at the top' (standing on the top of the boulder)
Michaf C: 'Well there are now!'

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Resident climbing ninja

Conversation between KEEN FRESHER and Paddy.

KEEN FRESHER: "Paddy you consistantly make me wet."

Paddy: "I know I'm sorry man."

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The dominant one of the EX-Gear Sex

Tom talking about Jack after the scotland trip...
"He's so fair... like a wise and fair King"

Waiting to get served at the bar of the Gizzler, Will makes a brutally inappropriate comment about one of the bar staff...

Will: She looks like she's just come out of the Holocaust

Some time later, when she walked past our table...

Paddy: Oh I see what you mean Chappers

Walking out of BBC into this conversation:

LARD-HUNTER (very thoughtfully): Sam... do you think breast milk is whole or semi skimmed?
Sam (equally as thoughtful): Hmm... Full fat I guess, for the nutrients...
LARD-HUNTER: Yeaahh...

Also, Sam, with great indignation:

"I'm NOT gay, I just enjoy Taylor Swift!"

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#lovesthewhipsandchains

Sam with reference to the organization of the gear cupboard "its going to so f***ing thorough it will blow your mind (no claim)" ... CLAIM

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Starley Chewart

Carina at Low house after going to all the pubs in Coniston:

'I'm not chundered yet!'

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I love wet, dirty cracks......

and MILFs

'...What would Beyonce do?'

some helpful advice from radio 1 when struggling with a shag

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Starley Chewart

General stuff from the year:

LARD-HUNTER: My favourite line in any song is from snap, rhythm is a dancer: I'm serious like cancer.

Emma: How old are the kids you will be teaching?
LARD-HUNTER: 10 - 16.
MILF-Hunter: Remember LARD-HUNTER, you can't touch them.

LARD-HUNTER, stood simulating a blowjob on a bottle as Jack Evans' walks past:
Jack: Ah, memories of his dad.

Cornwall Related:

Sam H: Me and Lizzie had a conversation about the rap game. Lizzie is surprisingly thug.

Will, with a hangover in Cornwall after the skattiness that was Up nightclub: Oh God why are these birds singing!? SHUT UP, you finch bastards.

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#lovesthewhipsandchains