Mark was at the bar on wednesdays social, the barman had pulled a really bad pint half of it was head

Mark: If I down that can I have it free?
Barman: Go for it

Mark dips his hand in throws the head all over the bar downs the rest and whispers to me: I think I might have spilled a bit.......

Mark to slightly scared checkout lady: I'm not drunk I'm Captain Easter!!!

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Unlevel-headed member of team Gadd-vey

Cheif Scout

"There's no point in being good, it's boring"

Tanya revealing her alternative side...

"I love big willies"

Gear sec Phil

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Developing Nicely.

so, drinking paint stripper...thats bad right?

Jack

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Mountain sec .... once upon a time

More comedy from the our friendly cockney gryllsmachine...

"This girl right is really out of proportion.....I find her really interesting" Jack talking about his next victim.

And my personal favourite...

"The circle line....it goes around in circles"
Legendary.

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where's that to? here tis!

Yet another quote from the grylls meister.

"We can all shag E1 really, its not that hard were just scared!"

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Level-headed member of Gadd-vey

I want to put up that 2 of those were whilst i was abit drunk....

Rose:

"Gareths shoes used to smell like a tramps crotch"

Not sure why you know what either smells like but kl.......

Fiona: Please could I borrow a rack, a set of doubles, a pair of axes, G12 Crampons and a couple of ice screws from 23rd June till 15th July

Phil: I take it the gear is going to the alps then?

Fiona: Nope, just defrosting the freezer.

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Ex-president

Tommy B:
Have they really not squozen the lemon?

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I like Starley.

Laurence:
Diana, what do you think of me getting a suede jacket?

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I like Starley.

Tommy (whilst setting up an abseil):
'It'll be fine and if it isn't, it won't'

(Although for the record, the abseil was bomb proof)

Laurence, in the car on the way home from Pembroke, pointing to my toes:
"And this little piggy and all the other little piggies went all the way home."

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I like Starley.

Gareth (when in pembrokeshire)

'it can only be about an hour to the ogwen hut from here!'

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Mountain sec .... once upon a time

The other half of Team Social "The Gadd".....

While talking about his new Anasazi's which were too painful to shag in at the time and hanging on his harness...

" my new anasazi's...they are like my super sexy, high maintainence girlfriend"

he then lifted them up to smell them!

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where's that to? here tis!

nicks classic, I'm in a bit of a pickle here guys