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 Post subject: How to not get laid
PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:48 pm 

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Following being linked to an item listed below and concluding it's the type of thing that if you went home with someone and noticed it sitting on the desk you would have politely make your excuses to leave I was wondering if anyone else had anything they could add to the list, as it's depressingly short at the moment.

Things men should not own unless they never want to get laid again:

- Satin bedsheets, especially in any shade of red or purple
- A vagina
- This keyboard


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:01 pm 

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A corpse.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:28 am 

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Haha!

Thanks MILF-Hunter, that's really cheered up my evening!


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 Post subject: Re: How to not get laid
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:39 am 

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Jaq wrote:
- This keyboard

Whoa, cool!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:39 am 

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I know someone who has a similarly over-the-top keyboard (with little screens and everything)...

and he used to have a girlfriend. but I think she appreciated it


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:42 pm 
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actually, the keyboard is pretty cool...


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:33 am 

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http://www.asylum.com/2008/01/17/the-ki ... e-home-to/

That in your living room might scare off unsupecting potential dates too.

Then again some people might just find it ammusing.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:28 pm 

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I think its more that the keyboard displays all your "world of warcraft" stats on it,

This my keyboard.... honest :-)

http://www.ideazon.com/us/products/keyset_wowbc.asp


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:41 pm 

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Oh...my....god.

(I assume you are joking about owning it btw, whoever you are, when I say 'you' below I don't mean you personally)

I guess, by this point (the owning of this keyboard), you'd have just given up any hope of ever seeing a vagina in the flesh, and might as well embrace your nerdiness with full conviction.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:14 pm 

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Jaq wrote:
....you'd have just given up any hope of ever seeing a vagina in the flesh.....


Probably true, but on the plus side there have been major advances in the synthetic materials industry recently.

Bring on the plastic women! They'll never make fun of me for playing video games.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:18 pm 

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sleeping with plastic women is underrated. I don't see why people disapprove so much.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:40 pm 

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The only real problem with synthetic women is that a delicate balance has to be struck; if they're not realistic enough, it just isn't fun, but if they're too realistic, they just reject me like all the real women do.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:06 pm 

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A documentary called something like ' real life sex dolls ' has been shown on c4 a few times. i have watched it more than once. fascinating stuff.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:08 pm 

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'real life sex dolls'

That would be an AWESOME name for a band.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:10 pm 

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Real life sex dolls?

Er....

I wonder if it's still on 4OD, might have to watch it some time

Is it as disturbing as 'my fake baby'?


On topic - having highly realistic sex dolls in your department will also undermine your efforts to get a lady into bed.


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