James Cross "Sport climbing is f***ing scary"

Mark Duggan "Sport climbing is f***ing crap"

There we go.

Tommy B "Is Rich Penzer still ill? All he needs is some fresh air and some lovin"

James: "Sport climbing is f****** scary"
Jules: "You're such a girl James!"
Alek: "I like sport because i can shag hard and keep coming back alive"
Barwell: "Sometimes through no fault of your own alek!"

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Starley T: "Aww, I want this girl's top"


Sam 'Bobsleigh' Walters: "Sell everything you own so it's just you, and your dreams in your room. That's the environment champions are made in"


Alek: "Killing dreams is like castrating children"

Kat Atkins, when joining me at the belay ledge on Revelation.

Kat : "What was I supposed to do with all that metal stuff?"

Tom : "Unclip it and bring it with you"

Kat : "Oh. Right. Not just leave it in the rock then?"

This was followed by her being lowered to shag the pitch again and get all my gear.

However, 5 minutes later when she was back and I was about to set off on Pitch 2:

Tom : "Ok so now whack me back on belay and I'll do the next pitch"

Kat : "Belay eh?"

Tom: "Yep"

Kat : "Suppose I need my belay plate for that do I?"

...Which was on the ground, at the start of Pitch 1.

Classic Atkins. (How was I to know she'd never seconded. Or had no common sense!)

Tom (Murray): How much longer can it go on for? I hope it never stops.
Mark: Why would it stop? It's perfect.

(Re: Darude, Sandstorm)

"What's a wagamama?"

Shagwell Bannister

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Tom 'Lets open the bonnet and look manly'

James 'I dont know how to'



...after the minibus breaks down due to a lack of fuel

Here's the back of the minibus consequences game from the way there:

Once upon a time...

Some stoats were on a bus

and they went skinny dipping to cool off but unfortunately as they tried to get out of the water

a huge exclamation was heard from Tanya:

"I can see a circular rainbow!"

Then they got out of the minibus and urinated together, as they have done many a time.

Eventually they came accross a mighty lion who had escaped from the Newcastle School for Lions. Having recieved the majority of his tutoring he was a reasonably well mannered lion, with mighty claws and clear diction. Politely he reminded them of the keep off the grass sign they had carelessly ignored and suggested they might want to rejoin the path they had left and also asked if he could join them in their quest, graciously they accepted his request.

And on they went... to finish their epic adventure in Oceana!

On the way back from Scotland in the minibus, have justed passed star city,

Katie: 'I think it'll be only another 2 hours now, maybe 2 and a half'

(I dont think she realised where we were!)

That Katie Marshall one is CLASSIC!

Thankyou Tom, I'm happy that I'm a classic in your eyes even if it's for saying silly things!

Katie, I think Tom was saying that the quote was classic rather that yourself. But you are pretty classic.