Sazzle, copper haired, blue eyed, 5'4" slim female. Enjoys drinking, falling over, climbing and clasping. WLTM tallish, nerdy, computer competent boy with glasses to enjoy Point Break, surf wax and perusing supermarket wares. For a long time. Preferred name Starley (as I have a habit of shouting this in bed anyway).

He dosen't lie, but alek is the most retarded by a very long way, he's very scrawny as well, too light to hold anyones weight while they shag so he's been banned from teaching on wednesday afternoons.

yes, alek is infact so insubstantial that his low bmi counts as a disability in 57 countries.

He's also the only club member that brings one of the creation sandbags with him on evey club trip so he can belay if someone gets desperate.

God bless his little scrawny cotton socks. Get well soon, alek.

Name: James (Another one!) Just call me 'Brewer'
Age: 18

Course: Civil Engineering 4 yr.

Accomodation: IQ Five!

I like: Music, any music... mostly rock though/Running/Camping/Walking/(and recently Mountiaineering)/(Sailing, when I get the chance)/Caving/Squash and Air-Rifle Shooting ... anything which gets me outside really.

I dislike: Chavs and on a bad day... badly cooked Brussle Sprouts

Previous Experience: I've been climbing for about 3 years; I've only started to take it seriously about 1 1/2 - 2 years ago. I want to get good though, and get into lead climbing more since I've only been indoors and outdoor bottom-roped for most of my time.

What else do I like to do? Er... I try to run allot, I like to go camping, take photos, play on photoshop, be random?? and of course, listen to music! Listening to good music of course!

What do I drink? - Decent wine, respectable Ale and good beer. I'm not much of a larger fan. Oh and Amarula

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"I'm not mad, I just see things differently"
No longer VP : But still Vaguely Philippino
FYI: Actions speak louder than wombats

My name is Daniel (most people call me Priddle) and I've been leading for about 18 months. I live at the Spinney and am doing English. I love music such as Big Strides, Rufus Wainwright and The Flaming Lips. Also The Smiths, (excuse my bad language) love The Smiths. I've got my own Slackline if any one is ever up for a go (if you don't know what that is type it into YouTube).

Just read this link...feel like such a perve. Its worse than faceperve! See u all on the Whales trip this weekend! Whooop xx

Name: Rachel (though preferably 'Rai')
Age: 19
Pre-uni Location: The Hockley Bubble

Course: BA ML: Spanish & German FT Y2
Accommodation: Harold Rd B16
Other society memberships: Goth, Fet, Metal (not with the guild)
Preferred Sport: Erm...

What do I do apart from climbing?
Talk in foreign languages, fix peoples technical woes because they didn't realised they never actually plugged the printer in, music, writing, sleep.

What do I drink?
Vodka.

Noticeable features? (for those who wish to recognise me at the climbing centre)
Always look so tired it appears I have been punched in the eye(s), dark brown dyed hair complete with lighter brown roots, fairly small; if it's a girl in a rammstein t-shirt it is likely to be me

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-Rai

there is currently a discussion happening at 4 rose cottages as to whether this is the fetish society...and are you joking?

that sounds nice, did not know anyone lives that close to me (9 rose cottages)

Don't get excited zard. They're all losers. One has half a butt bigger than the other half, one eats seeds for fun, one has blue hair and the other, well the other is just Jaq.

"Don't get excited zard. They're all losers. One has half a butt bigger than the other half"

Such hypocrisy is almost unbearable.

Name: Gareth!

Age: 19

Pre-uni Location: The wonderful Belfast, Norn Iron

Course: Law

Accommodation: The 'love' Shack

Other society memberships: Skydiving, rugby union, BUECU soon

Preferred Sport: Tidleywinks. Also partial to all of the above + surfing

What do I do apart from climbing? Too much.

What do I drink? Water of course

Noticeable features? Sheer hotness. A distinct inability to tie knots.

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Developing Nicely.

You have this in common with an alarmingly large number of UBMC members.

Name: Katy

Age: 23

Pre-uni Location: most recently Shropshire, but before then I was at uni at Keele (before anyone asks where that is - M6 J15...) and originally South Whales. but right on the border so no I don't sound Welsh

Course: Comp Sci (masters, woo)

Accommodation: far end of Heeley

Other society memberships: kayaking

Preferred Sport: haha

What do I do apart from climbing? internet. taking lots of photos. facebook. sleep. lectures

What do I drink? mainly soft drinks of the non-fizzy variety. and vodka

Noticeable features? glasses, daft bar across the top of my ear, generally complaining that something hurts/isn't working/is stupid. I talk too much, and it's generally complete waffle...


um. yes. hello

My God, that sounds like Jaq! Apart from the fact that Katy goes to lectures.