I had the most messed up dream last night.

I dreamed the world was overrun by zombies, and I was living in a small town with a few other survivors. We had some fences to keep the zombies out, but we were still working on better fortifications. The problem was, these zombie cats kept getting in because they were smaller than the holes in the fences, so I had to keep going after these damn zombie cats.

And usually I'd get caught off guard and wouldn't have any tools or weapons with me, so to kill them I'd have to hold them by the necks and stomp on their heads. It was utterly disgusting.

Then one of the zombie cats attacked a normal cat, and blood and puss was squirting from its head, so I had to kill that one too, even though it was technically still alive.

After a while I was like, "man, I really need to stop handling these damn cats without gloves. Eventually I'm going to get bit. Then I'm going to die and turn into a zombie myself."


This is what goes on in my head.

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"If you're offended, don't be" -Andy Kirkpatrick

Whoa, Write the book! Then make the film!

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Caveman

Please don't!

A film about zombie cats?

That could be a sequel to my film about zombie fish.

I think the problem is they need Jesus.

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Committee position - Christianity and exotic islands Sec

But what if Jesus gets bit?

My research suggests that he would need to hire someone to help him with P.R., but as long as he could still deliver the word of the lord without his jaw falling off, I think his existing business model could still be very successful.

Last night I dreamed that I was trying to explain to Scott Adams, the creator of the Dilbert comic strip, that I wasn't a demon, so I peeled off my face to reveal that I was, in fact, a robot. He still didn't believe me, so I said forget it and flew off using the rocket engines that were installed in my feet.

I'm not crazy. I'm just......not normal.

But at least I'm sleeping again.

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"If you're offended, don't be" -Andy Kirkpatrick