ERMAGERDD CERNWERLLLL!!!!!

It's approaching that time of year where the sun makes a guest appearance in this country, and your climbing shoes smell at their worst. So keep revising, and get psyched or Cornwall 2015

Where? Tower Parks Camping, St. Bruyan, Penzance, Cornwall TR19 6BZ. A pretty well kitted out campsite only a £10 min drive from Sennen Cove Beach

When? Official Trip dates are 6th - 13th June. But the dates are flexible. So post the dates you'd like to attend from and to and I'll try and tetris people into transportation.

How Much? £40 (Basically fuel to get there and back) + £6 for each night you stay + £4 for a tshirt.
Drivers get £10 off + a free tshirt.

What do I bring!?
For Cornwall we're getting our camp-on. If you don’t own a tent, team up with friends or other club members - we also have a couple of lovely, intact, pleasant tents in the gear cupboard :/

In addition to camping stuff, you will need:
Sleeping bags
Roll mats
Headtorches
Suncream
Waterproofs
Climbing gear

This years Cornwall tshirts/beaters which this year will be electric blue tie dye with Ray's spectacularly awesome 'Crimp Till You Bleed' design on the back. I'm also hoping to have a day of climbing in 1980s dress (as modelled by J Dawes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLyF8zcP674
So get out there and pick your 80s dress!!!!

And if you're not tempted enough, we'll be heading to Up Club & Bar in Penzance so that those of you who still have dignity can lose it

And of course the traditional summer trip BBQ is included in the cost of the trip.
Please sign up below. Post the dates you'd like to stay, whether you're able to drive, whether you'd like a tshirt or a beater and what size tshirt/beater you'd like. If you plan on returning for Gradball (11th June I think) please let me know asap. If you have any questions at all please don't hesitate to get in touch. You'll find me on the end of 07933666415
I am so very very excited!! Much love x

To all those leaving on Saturday 6th June we meet at 9 am outside... you guessed it, the Munrow. So close now I can already taste the mead!

OUTGOING LIST

Pinky and the Brain 03/06/15
MAHHGRETT!!!
TALKTALK BROADBAND
YABBA DIBA DOO
Swagmaster Hock

Kim Jong Chansey 05/06/15
Lambda
I was born Luckett MoF***er!
Morning Wood
Wienerberger

Great Egg 06/06/15
Mmm Kay!!!!
Super Lube
Aussie Rules

General Safety 06/06/15
Part-E Arms
DJ Dipz
TopCat
I have no idea Hugh you’re talking about…

Easy-E 06/06/15
Gilbert & Sullivan
Shevrolet
Nosferatu
*Shunts uncontrollably*

J Moneh avec Culture Wagon 06/06/15
Wriggle Wriggle!
Motacilla rubecula
Dobby the House Elf
Louis Armstrong

Annie are you OK!? Are you OK Annie!?? 06/06/15
Lindsey Stirling
Kinky Pete
A Nastasija a.k.a. Audacious Ritz a.k.a A Booty

Parkour 06/06/15
MacCleans whitening
Steph up 2: The St…atic rope
Dud looks like a laaaady


RETURNING LIST

Pinky and the Brain 13/06/15
MAHHGRETT!!!
TALKTALK BROADBAND
YABBA DIBA DOO
Swagmaster Hock

Kim Jong Chansey 13/06/15
Lambda
I was born Luckett MoF***er!
Morning Wood
Wienerberger

Great Egg 10/06/15
Loud Noises
Super Lube
Aussie Rules

General Safety 13/06/15
Part-E Arms
DJ Dipz
TopCat
I have no idea Hugh you’re talking about…

Easy-E 11/06/15
Gilbert & Sullivan
Shevrolet
Nosferatu
*Shunts uncontrollably*

J Moneh avec Culture Wagon 13/06/15
Wriggle Wriggle!
Motacilla rubecula
Dobby the House Elf
Louis Armstrong

Annie are you OK!? Are you OK Annie!?? 13/06/15
Lindsey Stirling
Kinky Pete
A Nastasija a.k.a. Audacious Ritz a.k.a A Booty

Parkour 13-14/06/15
MacCleans whitening
Steph up 2: The St…atic rope
Dud looks like a laaaaady

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*Sees that Crunchy Nut is £3.70 in the supermarket*
"Definitely can't afford that".
*Buys a pint for £4 later on that evening*

Vizzle-Pizzle

Im so Psyched for this !!
Other than the beach BBQ, I do not do well with BBQ's on the beach ....
Sign me up for the full duration !!
Beater in a Medium please ?

Im available to drive

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'Big walls... How hard can they really be' - Sam Hunt, 2015

Full duration for me please and a medium beater too! Thanks x

I'll go for the whole trip, and a small beater too please, thanks!

I might be about the weekend 13th-14th if anyone else is (just let me know). If so I'll make my own way there on the 12th (not in a car so not much room for passengers)!

medium beater pls pls (whole trip ofc) xo

The whole trip And go for a medium beater!
Robyn x

So excited!
Whole trip and small beater please and thank you xx

I'd like to go for the whole week please! And a large beater would be fantastic, thanks

Sign me up for the whole duration, looking forward to finally learning how to lead trad

Thanks

Medium beater, full trip please

I'll bring my minesweeping a-game so I can lose my dignity (again?)

Huzzah for the eradication of any residual dignity, whatever that is (I'm told it's similar to a small metal vice that fits perfectly in ones hat, although I cannot be sure..)
Needless to say you all will be graced with a cornucopia of tashes, Groucho Marx-esque puns, horns and endless limericks for seven long days.
In those beaters (a medium, if you please) we shall barbecue anything that moves, including those not displaying sufficient hype, psyche or mental instability.
I don't own anything more modern than 1987.
Including jokes.
The colonel will be home in time, I trust. If not he'll post himself over by hair-mail.


Booya, betches. Xx

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"Being sexy, sporty is a distraction from the real picture...my plea is to 'dirty up' and rejoice with the earth."
~John Redhead

FULL WEEK! too please and a small t-shirt.
I also have a three man tent if anyone needs to buddy up

Full week- medium please