The King is dead. Long live the King.

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Great Free Blowies (men or women) - 07702218917

ahh, the ever hilarious quote thread.

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Committee position - Christianity and exotic islands Sec

This year Im keeping my mouth shut

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Caveman

Question: If you were single and faced with the choice of a night on your own with a glass of wine and a TV programme of your choice, or two nights of being savagely ravished by Shagwell Bannister, what would you go for?

Sarah and Sarah-Lou (in unison): "Shaggy. Obviously."

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Great Free Blowies (men or women) - 07702218917

Mark -
'oh neil please can i see it?' (neil's bum)

After one drink in the Goose...

Starley, "I was once caught naked behind the piano with a 3 year old boy - don't worry, I was three too."

Also Starley, "I have used every orifice known to man."

Again Starley, "I quite often play with my boobs."

Not so much a quote but....

I've just walked in to find Laurence, after 1 pint of fosters, completely fucked and trying to shag around the kitchen while singing 'spider pig'.

Apparently he wasn't lying about the painkillers and alcohol not mixing.

Tom Green: "get your lips round it and suck really really hard, thats how i do it"
(chair... cork... etc)

A common utterance when on a shag, (usually by me when I'm climbing ):

Climber [who is halfway up the rock-face]: "err... where do I go next?"

Belayer: "Up!"

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"I'm not mad, I just see things differently"
No longer VP : But still Vaguely Philippino
FYI: Actions speak louder than wombats

"North"

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Great Free Blowies (men or women) - 07702218917

Hilary on a shag: Oh, i forgot to breathe

Sam 'I dont know why people bother with gear. i make a very good piece of gear just by myself'

(after giving up finding placements and wedging himself in a small crack to body belay)

"Good climbing deserves good cheese" Sazzle

"look for a big dark shape, it's a mountain, the campsite is next to it" MILF-Hunter giving instructions on how to find a campsite in the Ogwen valley.

I was given those same directions to find glan dena in my first year, only then I think it was described as 'opposite the really pointy mountain'.

Of course it soon became easier to identify by Sophies bumper marking the entrance.

Neil: "I tried to kid my body into thinking i wasn't making it shag by wearing trainers instead of climbing shoes on an HS, which actually made the climbing a lot harder"