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 Post subject: Quotes
PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:26 pm 

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:34 pm 

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Location: Canary Islands
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ahh, the ever hilarious quote thread.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:17 pm 

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This year Im keeping my mouth shut :shock:

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:06 pm 

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Question: If you were single and faced with the choice of a night on your own with a glass of wine and a TV programme of your choice, or two nights of being savagely ravished by Shagwell Bannister, what would you go for?

Sarah and Sarah-Lou (in unison): "Shaggy. Obviously."

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:51 pm 

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Mark -
'oh neil please can i see it?' (neil's bum)


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:13 pm 

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After one drink in the Goose...

Starley, "I was once caught naked behind the piano with a 3 year old boy - don't worry, I was three too."

Also Starley, "I have used every orifice known to man."

Again Starley, "I quite often play with my boobs."


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:57 am 

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Not so much a quote but....

I've just walked in to find Laurence, after 1 pint of fosters, completely fucked and trying to shag around the kitchen while singing 'spider pig'.

Apparently he wasn't lying about the painkillers and alcohol not mixing.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:17 am 

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Tom Green: "get your lips round it and suck really really hard, thats how i do it"
(chair... cork... etc)


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:32 pm 
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Location: Off World Colonies...
Shoes: Scarpa Stix & Vapors
A common utterance when on a shag, (usually by me when I'm climbing :?):

Climber [who is halfway up the rock-face]: "err... where do I go next?"

Belayer: "Up!"

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:34 pm 

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"North"

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:29 am 

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Hilary on a shag: Oh, i forgot to breathe


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:57 pm 

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Sam 'I dont know why people bother with gear. i make a very good piece of gear just by myself'

(after giving up finding placements and wedging himself in a small crack to body belay)


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:54 am 

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"Good climbing deserves good cheese" Sazzle

"look for a big dark shape, it's a mountain, the campsite is next to it" MILF-Hunter giving instructions on how to find a campsite in the Ogwen valley.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:37 am 

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I was given those same directions to find glan dena in my first year, only then I think it was described as 'opposite the really pointy mountain'.

Of course it soon became easier to identify by Sophies bumper marking the entrance.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:31 pm 

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Neil: "I tried to kid my body into thinking i wasn't making it shag by wearing trainers instead of climbing shoes on an HS, which actually made the climbing a lot harder"


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