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Gareth C.
 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:30 am 

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Location: Selly Oak
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Burbage north! Good effort guys, sorry I missed that one.

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neil m
 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:43 pm 

Joined: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:17 pm
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Huw wrote:
"It's just too jammy!"


It was. Some bastard just spread strawberry all over it before I got there.

I don't even like strawberry, but I ploughed on through it only to be struck down by a sugar-crazed wasp at the top.

Bad joke, but I had to..
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tessa
 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:36 pm 

Joined: Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:57 pm
Posts: 274
Shoes: wellies
Jimmy: Climbing would be awesome if we could fly.

Hmmmm.
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alice
 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:29 pm 

Joined: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:22 pm
Posts: 565
Shoes: saltic vampires
one, two, three BANG!

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Katie J
 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:33 pm 
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Michaf C [talking about a five year old boy who he thought was Sarah] : i think his balls must have broken...

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Mike G
 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:23 am 
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Shoes: flip flops
Jimmy: I'm not suicidal I just want my wallet!

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jimmyboy_2010
 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:44 am 

Joined: Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:21 am
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Indeed, one of my many proud moments. It was good to know that I was infact not suicidal, but only looking for my wallet.
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alice
 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:24 pm 

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jimmy: 'oh, i know where my wallet is! its in my trouser pocket.......where are my trousers?'

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alice
 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:27 pm 

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Neil (when explaining why he had been wearing only one of his own shoes) : 'well i couldnt find my own so i just went upstairs and found a pair that fitted.'

Neil, again 'hey! look tommy!' (whilst opening his boxers)

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jimmyboy_2010
 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:36 pm 

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It was indeed a famed night for campbell-smith. I particularly enjoy Alice's quote.
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alek
 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:07 am 

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Starley T (at dinner last night): "They're playing jazz. Nice"

Potentially had to be there...

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alek
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:06 pm 

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A classic from last night...

Sophie (shortly before slapping her across the face): "I'm going to put the "man" in Alice Manwaring"

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alek
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:27 pm 

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Me: "I bet you two pints i'll shag 8a+ before you james"

unlikely.

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Sophieheavey
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:06 pm 

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HAHAHAH i laughed at this. alice, im so sorry! i didnt mean to accidentaly hit you!
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Tommy
 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:32 am 

Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:59 pm
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Location: Nuneaton
Shoes: Scarpa Vapour
I thought this was too good not to share withyou all. Whilst lying naked in bed with emma last night...

Me: 'Your all mechanical inside'
an immediate responce...
Emma: 'No I'm not, I'm all pink and squishy'

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