Laurence, while tieing in: 'I like small girls'

Laurence: "Your spoon probably works better than mine because mines a fork"

You need a SPORK!

Lol, Laurence was actually using my alpkit spork Go team spork!

"I'm sure most people don't get this but the one time I gave blood I started to black out afterwards and had to lie down and that night I had a dream I was being chased by butchers and didn't feel very well for the next week, so I've been wary of doing it again ever since. It was about 3 years ago though now. The biscuits were good however!"

Classic Katie Marshall

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An exchange that amused me at Birchen's on Sunday:

Alek: "Safe!"
Some random bloke mistaking Alek for his climbing partner: "Alright Louise!"

Classic Alek and his womanly voice.

Hehe Alek!

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Caveman

Neil: "it's like climbing in the wet, you have to keep looking down to check your placement"

Laurence: "it just keeps falling out cos you can't tell if it's in or not"


...I'll let you guess the context

Prof Sensei Chris to Michaf C on what his first impressions of him were at the Annual Dinner:

"I thought you were someone's imbesile cousin who had to be brought along to be looked after"

Laurence's exclamation at what Sam achieved in his Creation session yesterday:

"You paid to chill?!"

that is the most amusing thing i have heard all day!

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Mountain sec .... once upon a time

The Great Tom Murray / Tom Murray the Great (better be on the safe side) to Rose:

"I'm feeling a bit akward really, as I think you're really great, but I don't really feel that's being recipricated"

Ah yes. One of my best.

Tom Murray! YOU ARE GREAT!

My housemate maltloaf talking about a girl he met:

"the only remotely appealing thing about her was that she lived close to stansted airport!"

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