sat in my car on the way to annual dinner talking about ahlams ethnicity

Hallie: 'Yeah people can' just be like hey why are you white?'

short pause


Sarah Wright: 'but why are you white....?'

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Resident climbing ninja

JCB: "HERROW!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Harry T: *Stumbling around drunk in the dinner hall* "Wheres the committee table!?"

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*Sees that Crunchy Nut is £3.70 in the supermarket*
"Definitely can't afford that".
*Buys a pint for £4 later on that evening*

Vizzle-Pizzle

jack...thats amazing! where did you find this!?!?

I like the fact it has ASB written on it...anti-social behaviour card!

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"Women are only good for three things, cooking, cleaning... and vaginas"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

i came across it and was like holy shit is that jcb!? i must share this!

HAHAHA i very nearly just fell off my chair!

Sarah W in the car: "can we just stop for a quickie please?"
and "we can have some fun in the back" ...

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"Climbing at altitude is like hitting your head against a brick wall - it's great when you stop" - Sensei Chris Darwin (Type 2 fun)

ex social sec

Standard Jack Evans filth


JCB- 'yeah its really comfortable at 85'

Jack- 'Yeah they're looser then arent they?'


DISGUSTING

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Resident climbing ninja

Laura C whilst deciding whether or not to go up a route -

'I don't know, it doesn't look like there's anything I can whale onto or mount and hump'

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ex-social sec to have retired

followed by:

'If I can mount or hump it then I'll definitely do it'

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Trousers

LAURA C YOU FILTHY MINX!

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Resident climbing ninja

Anybody remember the quotes from the Ogwen trip?

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"I'm not mad, I just see things differently"
No longer VP : But still Vaguely Philippino
FYI: Actions speak louder than wombats

That's Keith (excuse my bad language) Richards

this made me laugh a lot

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ex-social sec to have retired

dexter: I can fit my whole hand in there
Ruth: yes please!!

in MILF-Hunter's milf-mobile
me: so, what's everyone's top age limit?
MILF-Hunter: as long as they're still mobile
ruth: (being completely serious) seven

I won't give context for this one..:
Paul: just chop them into pieces then suck 'em

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"Climbing at altitude is like hitting your head against a brick wall - it's great when you stop" - Sensei Chris Darwin (Type 2 fun)

ex social sec