or, as it shall henceforth be known:

FEAR AND FAFFING IN LOS LAGOS: JOURNEY TO THE HEART OF THE TRAD CLIMBING DREAM

That's right, the time is NOW for the club's second pilgrimage to the LAKE DISTRICT! If you're not sure what a 'Lake District' is, get psyched for exciting multi-pitch lines that make S.tanage look like a wrinkly little pimple in, without a doubt, the most beautiful area of the country. Dude, it's where they INVENTED CLIMBING, so if you LOVE trad (which you should), then what are you waiting for? The aforementioned, plus a luxury hut and several wicked pubs make this trip pretty likely to be in the top one experiences of your life.

WHEN? 3 - 5 March. We'll meet at 6 pm round the back of the Munrow on Friday, and be back on Sunday evening
HOW MUCH? £35 (£25 for drivers)
SIGN-UPS? They'll be going out on Thursday (23rd) evening at 6 on our Facebook page. Get on it quickly, as C.hris Sharma and C.hris Bonington have already said they are very interested
BUT DUDE, WHAT SHOULD I BRING?!!?!?
- Sleeping bag
- Any CLIMBING stuff you own (the club will be able to lend out harnesses and helmets)
- Psyche
- Warm clothes
- Sturdy footwear (ideally walking boots)
- PSYCHE
- Waterproofs
- Food for 2 days (though we will stop at shops on the way)
- PSYCHE

If you have any questions (or need some PYSCHE), feel free to message the page, or speak to Joe (the one with all the hair).

The club's refund policy is here: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3613
TLDR: don't be a flake


CAR LIST

FUCKETT ON FOUR WHEELS
The heinous penis
Where's WOLLY?
Wasteed brains
Dudderly Budderly

THE SHITSONMOBILE
There's a difference between shitting in snobs and fu.cking a goat
KATastrophe
El capitan

THE WIZZLEWAGON
Flakers gonna flake
Drowned viking
Wayfarer spy