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Andy C
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:12 pm 

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But Jaq, if you had a highly realistic sex doll, you wouldn't need to try and get a lady into bed.

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Jaq
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:32 pm 

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Andy, a sex doll isn't a replacement for a real woman!

How is a sex doll going to break your heart?
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sazzle
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It was last on before christmas i think, but you may be able to get it on tinterweb.
And one of the guys it followed thought of his doll as being better than a woman - because it gave him more companionship and loved him more than an "organic woman" could.
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Andy C
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Jaq wrote:
How is a sex doll going to break your heart?


If any part of it was the tiniest bit female in any way, I'm sure it would find a way.

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alek
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f**k a bat! Man up Andy. You're a grown man.

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sazzle
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Alek, have you been taking tips from Shaggy's landlord?
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Andy B
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Why, is he a bat fucker?

Andy - I find your self-depreciating humour highly entertaining, so please feel free to ignore Alek's request to "man up"!

And Jaq, you're right - sex dolls aren't women replacements. They don't moan if you forget to call them 50 times a day, or change their mood at the flick of a switch. Ahh, I miss you my soft rubber ladyfriend...

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Andy C
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alek wrote:
f**k a bat! Man up Andy. You're a grown man.


f**k a bat? How is that going to help me?

How would I even go about it? I mean.....does the.....with the....and then you.....oh forget it.

Look, I'm just a bit depressed at the moment, and self-deprecating humour is how I deal with it. Andy B gets it. I'm sorry if you don't find it funny, but it's not like I'm doing it deliberately to piss you off.

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alek
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Sorry Andy, that was a bit rash.

With regard to bat mating. If it's a mammal it's doable....

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Andy C
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Hey, no worries man.

I'll just cry myself to sleep tonight like I usually do....

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Laurence
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hear that Andy, you should turn to bats instead of women, a nice bat that won't break your heart
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luke
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:14 pm 

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Bat as in the animal? I was thinking about a baseball bat. And it wasn't a pretty thought. :evil: :evil: :(
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Jaq
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Which brings us back onto topic... Letting women know you use a baseball bat as an anal stimulator is also not recommended.

By Andys own assertions we should be adding 'be Andy C' to the list but I think he's just over reacting and doesn't realise it's just as bad for everyone else.

I am however going to add 'being completely desperate' to the list.
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Laurence
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One of the last people a shared a bed with was Tommy B in Portland, not that im complaining, at all
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