Ah lol I see! Thanks, you're classic too.

SCOTLAND QUOTES PART 1:

Starley: What is this?
Stu: Put it in your mouth and find out?


Stu: Some goon behind me dosent have his lights on!!
Starley: Do you have your lights on?
Stu: YES! Er, no....

Stu: 79 miles, suck on that!

Jules: Tom, what do you want for breakfast? Raisens?
Tom: What! Raisens! Am I a bird!? Pork Pie dammit.

Alek: Eat the (excuse my bad language) pie!


Steve: Stop tickling the snow!
Tanya: Yeah, if you tickle it, you're screwed
Steve: Pardon?


Julia Robson: I am a man


After Tom used the word "terrific"....
Alek: You're a melodramatic gay.
Tom: I'm a melodramatic legend.
Conversation continued...Tom used "spiffing"...


Sarah (whilst making a mess of putting on her gaiters):
This must be what spastic people feel like....

Laurence: No no no no oh no no no oh no no no (Whilst getting up)

Tom: WHAT? Sultanas are dried grapes?

Tom: This is horrible, its worse than Katies strange tea.
Andy: It is Katies strange tea.

Tom: Wheres my bloody sausages?
Starley: Wheres my bloody pineapple?

Stu: I'm not a thief, I'm a Christian.


Starley: Stripper in a cake, not quite the same as Laurences head in a pineapplie

Brilliant! Some of those are classic. I particularly \like both offerings from the christian sec.

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I'm Andy. I'll eat anything.

Dave McLeod:

"It was about E7 climbing up to here, and then this next bit was where it started getting hard"

Tammy: What?! We're going to a scouts hut? Can I have them all in my bed??
Laurence: We'll get there before they leave so they can all go in your bucket fanny
Tammy: Come and get you Tammy badge boys


Sam Walters: I really like this jamming thing, it feels like there's this bloody big hex on the end of your arm

The tammy badge!

Amazing.

too much time on your hands, damn funny though

Sam Walters: "Nourish or perish"

SCOTLAND QUOTES PART 2

Tom Murray: "I don't want a fish and chip f***ing curry."


Laurence: "Do you think Tom Green looks like Katie but with a beard?"


Alice: "Come to the drying room with me Stu. Its an offer you can't refuse.


Tanya: (Highly upper middle class tone) "Are you actually having a girrrraaaaffffeee?"


Starley: "Its always wise to buy a pineapple, you can't question that."

Tommy: "Why on earth would you want a chalk bag like that?"
Starley: "Its a dog bowl Tommy"

maddie (half way up a shag)

'im stuck behind this big rock...im going to take my harness off and shag over it'

After Sam hit the barrier with his bowling ball in between bowls...

Starley: I'm really sorry about my friend, but he's a bit slow.
Bowling Alley Man: Yea, I can see that.

Sam on hearing this: I'm going to wait for him after he finishes and he can see how slow my knife is.

also sam.. whilst letting laurence's car pull him and his rollerblades along raddlebarn road...

'i just realised how busy this road is. this wasnt a great idea was it?'

also

'we should do this everyday then il become really proficient and then il die'

Shaggy "Tequila doesn't make me happy any more..."