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'Big walls... How hard can they really be' - Sam Hunt, 2015

Sensei Chris tonight: "You havn't seen gay yet..."

"Tears are a much more superior lubricant" - Top Bon

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où est la bibliothèque?

...dans le bricolage.

I like big cracks and offwidth lines
Yo other brothers can shag the spine
But when you come off that face into that itty bitty space
And a chock stones up in your case
You get gear!

Owen trying a route after a dodgy crab stick in Ceuse.

"I'm going to give this one more go and then go try to throw up."

Robyn at Stanage...

"I've got my finger stuck in your helmet."

Regrettably I feel obliged to remove the finger of blame, if you'll forgive the brilliant pun.. 'Twas not Robyn, but I who uttered this There was a context to this I swear..

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"Being sexy, sporty is a distraction from the real picture...my plea is to 'dirty up' and rejoice with the earth."
~John Redhead

kinky pete: "i'll just try this move" > dynos into a group of 5 people

Late but had to be added:

John Luckett in Chamonix :
" Is the Banania guy black, or do you think he is just dipped in chocolate ?"............

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'Big walls... How hard can they really be' - Sam Hunt, 2015

Taken from an apparently 'inspiring' Welsh idiom Llinos scribed on my arm in Ogwen. She struggled to translate the phrase directly, but eventually went with:
"If you grind something long enough, it will be good."

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"Being sexy, sporty is a distraction from the real picture...my plea is to 'dirty up' and rejoice with the earth."
~John Redhead