sPORTLAND!!!!


BIG NEWS!!! The theme for the Saturday night is......beaters!!! So bring your filthiest vests for a classy night out in Weymouth...




It's the last trip of the term, the last trip of your current committee, and the first trip with guaranteed sunshine....* Yes, that's right! UBMC are heading to the south coast for a weekend of sunny,** sporty goodness on the Isle of sPortland. We have 35 places to fill, so let's make it a BIG one!



When?
Friday 20th - Sunday 22nd March, meeting at the Munrow at 6pm to leave Brum

Where?
sPortland, staying at a lovely scout hut in Weymouth

How Much?
Not much.***

I wanna come!!!
Okay.****

Get psyched, and sign up!



Car List

$wagma$ter $am’$ $wagon
Ex-Beast Sec
Magnet
Tom ChiiiiiitSON
LucaCade

J-Moneh Cheetham’s Car
Nybor
Big-dick-Ric
Rashwell
Tom Dude-ley

Chancy Clancy’s Chariot (of fire)
Shunt
Peter Kinkycaid
Deacon Ally W Tripp a.k.a. El Knukles

Brainy Brain’s Bantermobile
Colonel Marie
Sec^2
Owen Diva
El ‘Chunder free since…Skipton’ Williams

Sensei Chris’s Minibus
Yrneh
C.harlie Nukes
Ray(tout le)mond
Chevy
Ben Talks (too much)
Careagle
A.dam Wood-you-like-to….
Long-Schlong-John (what a mouthful) (mhmhmhmhmhmmmmm)
The Pieminister
The Real Slim Shady
Eazy-E
Snoop NED
Jaz Hands
Party Arms
Spillage is Lickage

Angry Annie’s Apathetic Automobile
Groans



*Disclaimer: UBMC have taken considerable care in preparing information and materials which is displayed in its website. However, UBMC is unable to provide any warranty concerning the accuracy or completeness of any information contained herein.

**See*

***£30 for non-drivers, £20 for drivers

****Sign ups will be at Redpoint on Wednesday, if you can't make it send me a message by Tuesday evening and we can sort something out...

This whole thing is fantastic!

I'm glad you like it, Top Bon was less keen...

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Sent from my typewriter...


Starley Chewart

Poor show on the car lists Yrneh! Poor show indeed.

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If you can't put up a fingerboard in your house, it isn't worth living in... in my opinion. - Dave MacLeod

Do you know how shotgun works?

http://www.tickld.com/x/the-official-rules-for-calling-shotgun

Rule 1.

I'm offended that you're so offended by your car list.

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x/cos^2

Ex Secretary Sec = (x)SecSec = (x)sec^2 = x/cos^2

But i'll be arriving dressed as a pirate?

http://www.tickld.com/x/the-official-ru ... ng-shotgun

Looks like we might have a sword fight on our hands then...

I've been chunder free since Skipton I'll have you know

Congratulations! I've amended it for you

WEATHER IS LOOKIN PPEEEAAACCCCHHHYYYYY c==3

Bit last minute, but here's a list of stuff to bring...

- Climbing shoes
- Harness
- Helmet
- Miscellaneous climbing gear
- Warm clothes
- Waterproofs
- Sturdy shoes
- Sleeping bag
- Sleep mat
- Speedos