A very defensive Ben Stokes to Me and Michaf C during a conversation about whether Redpoint was better than Creation;

"UBMC only does 3 things; Redpoint; Snobs; and single-pitch trad climbing."

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massive punter

haha then by my count stokesy only does 3 things, creation, bouldering and masturbation

Harry: I think I just need heavier balls

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Unlevel-headed member of team Gadd-vey

Cheif Scout

Well its taken 3 years but I finally have a 'quote,' am so proud. N im being unfair, u guys do occasionally do multi-pitch dont u...

lol, Yeah occasionally; only when we get lost on a route and need to belay our partner up for some help! hehe

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"I'm not mad, I just see things differently"
No longer VP : But still Vaguely Philippino
FYI: Actions speak louder than wombats

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Miss Jeanes

crackacs: "haha I just tea-bagged you with my chalk bag!"

**Wiggling in quite possibly the strangest way EVER!**

Another line from Mr safety

Michaf C: Shall i second this wearing nothing but my helmet?

When Jay is all racked up and just about to start climbing an E2

Helen: Um Jay are you going to tie in?

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Cheif Scout

On the south west trip:
Jake: 'Me and jack were very cosy in our tent last night'
and Josh D to Josh S: 'You are such a poof'

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*Sees that Crunchy Nut is £3.70 in the supermarket*
"Definitely can't afford that".
*Buys a pint for £4 later on that evening*

Vizzle-Pizzle

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Miss Jeanes

Josh D, to Jake lodge pumped out leading flying buttress: 'put a cam in that next break up'
Jake:'I'll put a cam in your (excuse my bad language) face!'

Tommy: My penis is CRAZY!!

Me: What's better than playing bond? Watching bond.

James K: You don't see Mayday shot to shit in the films though...

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4 hansom looking lads all in white on wednesday:

Everybody's looking for that something
One girl that makes it all complete
You'll find her in the strangest places
Skipton showers is where it could be

I thought that she would have all my children
As I gazed into her eyes
Who can deny the pain it brings
When you've lost that special thing
You're wanking without wing

Now there’s a wet patch every morning
I’m in a solitary life
I find that in the words of others
A simple line can make me choke or cry

Thought we would have the deepest friendship
The kind you cherish all your life
And when you know how much that means
You’ve lost that special thing
You're wanking without wing

So, impossible as when your se-
men escapes with every wet dream
Cos who's to know why she makes it flow
And makes you complete

Well, for me it's waking up without you
That makes the tears run down my face
I wish that I could say I love you
In any given time or place

In the shower you gave a great blow
And I just want to make you mine
And how my cock it stings
From friction burning
I'm wanking without wing

And you're the place my life begins
And you'll be where it ends

I’m wanking without wing
Despite friction burning
I'm wanking without wing

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Unlevel-headed member of team Gadd-vey

Cheif Scout