That's half true, I thought of it earlier that day and thought "that's prue comedy gold"! I was preparing myself to wait a long time to use it though...

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Girls like three things: Danger, Boners and R1oss' guns.

Laurence [to a duck]: come to me my friend!

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Level-headed member of Gadd-vey

Me: It was good to see Tom Murray back up on the dancefloor last night
Harry: Whose Tom Murray?

Somebody who had just thought of something in 20 questions: Ok i've thought of something

Connor: Is it a proper noun?

Everyone else: Erm, what's a proper noun?????

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Trousers

Fran: JCB your a bit of a spakker sometimes...

JCB: So what your saying is that I qualify for the SPA? - Spakker Pinoy Award? :/

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"I'm not mad, I just see things differently"
No longer VP : But still Vaguely Philippino
FYI: Actions speak louder than wombats

Vicky: I hate climbing (whilst having a cry on a small ledge).

Pretty standard for both of us.

Harry (after getting back from the hotel at about 2am): I don't understand... I thought we were going for a meal?

Harry you made my evening

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Social Sec

That is amazing.

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massive punter

at pub golf
me "you spilt your shot on my face"
rach "no you spilt your face on my shot"

at annual dinner
wing "its so annoying when it goes hard..."

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suns out guns out

Twigger: "Rachel did Sensei Chris give you that limp?!"

Sorry crackacs but it was funny!

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Unlevel-headed member of team Gadd-vey

Cheif Scout

I thought his
'hey do you know which fresher i like.....'
TWIGGER YOU ARE A FUNNY BOY! lol

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Resident climbing ninja

Top ten reasons why Climbing is better than sex:
10. CHOICE OF NOVICE OR EXPERT ROUTES
9. A shag CAN LAST ALL DAY
8. GUIDEBOOKS TELL YOU HOW MANY VISITORS HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE YOU
7. CAN PICK THE LENGTH AND DIAMETER OF YOUR ROPE
6. THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BACKING YOU UP IN CASE YOU FALL OFF
5. YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR PROTECTION BEHIND FOR THE NEXT GUY
4. LOTS OF TIGHT CRACKS
3. IT'S NOT CONSIDERED KINKY TO WEAR A HARNESS
2. THE ONLY RUBBER YOU WEAR IS ON YOUR FEET
1. THERE ARE STILL ROCKS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN TOUCHED

Share the love. C Dizzle

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*Sees that Crunchy Nut is £3.70 in the supermarket*
"Definitely can't afford that".
*Buys a pint for £4 later on that evening*

Vizzle-Pizzle

that's amazing.

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Social Sec

brilliant!

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"I'm not mad, I just see things differently"
No longer VP : But still Vaguely Philippino
FYI: Actions speak louder than wombats

Plus:
Nobody cares if you shag with someone other than your regular partner.