Tammy on the way up in the car:

"Whales is long. And dark. And has extreme fog."

It was later pointed out to her that when she had thought she was driving with dipped headlights, she was actually only driving with sidelights.

Game, name something beginning with the next letter in the alphabet for the current subject.
Subject: People you'd want to find in your bed.
Letter: R
MILF-Hunter's response: Rumplestiltskin....
(He meant Rapunzel).

"looks like it'll just be me then seeing as Neil's arse is still out of action..." Laurence

"It can be as hard as you want it, so don't worry!"
-James

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Tanya: 'so where are katie and vicky tonight?'

while sitting next to vicky

Starley: 'If it was a staircase, i wouldn't need a harness. If it was an elevator, probably wouldn't bother with the rock shoes either!'

Alek: 'The difference is, when you are a mess, you're a bigger mess, when im a mess i'm quicker mess'

Alek previously: 'I have water in my vagina'

lil stewart, when asked what she'd hammer if she had a hammer to hammer it with:

"Little, pointless dogs. No, wait, that's a waste of a small annoying dog - I'd get a really big dog and smash the big dog into the little pointless one..."

The ever wonderful Sarah Burkitt: "Who's God and does he have a willy??"

Sensei Chris Wood: "I can put it in your mouth if you like"

(Whilst offering chocolate to a belayer)

Sam Walters:

Man I love Gorillas at the moment, they are everything I wanna be- simple and brutish, none of this philosophy crap. They would def make the team, and are amazing climbers and weigh so much

"I wish you guys were accusing me of having a small knob, cos then at least I could whip it out and show you, but how the hell am I supposed to prove that I don't have a loose fanny?"

Tammy "Aladdin's Cave" Hughes

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maddie: Why arent you climbing?

Matt: Cos im not tied in yet and ive not got my trousers on!

Causing the three guys standing next to us to turn around..