good one lodge! lol

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Resident climbing ninja

(meant in the least sarcastic way possible)

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Resident climbing ninja

Few from this ogwen trip.


great banter

Andy C: 'think I'm gonna go experiment with the shower'


In the dextermobile on the way home
Alex: 'hey I can see orions belt'
Me: (childishly) 'I can see his penis'
Alex: 'O yeah Orion's "sword"'


Also: listening to frank sinatra
Franks (sings): He'll toot his flute for you'
Alex: Giggidy

On the way to ogwen:
Its like an orgy in my soul!

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Resident climbing ninja

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Miss Jeanes

At a stance after a long run out traverse, Laurence: "Cocky theres no point me belaying you right now!"

After dropping lawrences bag down 3 pitches scattering various objects with a chance of phone and camera being shattered, Georgie: "Lawrence if they are broken instead of money can I pay you back in sexual favours?"

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Unlevel-headed member of team Gadd-vey

Cheif Scout

dont forgtet James 'rape eyes' Brewer ...

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suns out guns out

Josh Daymond -about a slate sport route he couldn't quite do: "I think I could have done it if I could shag 9a."

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massive punter

Can't shag 9a sport!! what a let down lol

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Resident climbing ninja

another corker from j're'b

"i didnt go to prison but i did give him internal bleeding..."

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suns out guns out

WHAT?!

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Resident climbing ninja

oh he likes hitting people with golf clubs...

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"I'm not gay; I punched an egg"

Hallie: You're Mums a Wank Berry!
goood quote

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*Sees that Crunchy Nut is £3.70 in the supermarket*
"Definitely can't afford that".
*Buys a pint for £4 later on that evening*

Vizzle-Pizzle

Newly elected JCB (VP) and Josh Smith (SocSec) both claiming ownership over a poppadom. JCB: 'Should I pull rank already?' hehe

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*Sees that Crunchy Nut is £3.70 in the supermarket*
"Definitely can't afford that".
*Buys a pint for £4 later on that evening*

Vizzle-Pizzle

At the AGM, during the prospective presidential speeches, as Tommy entered the room:

Me: "Are you a member, are you allowed to vote?"
Tommy (at the top of his voice): Of course I'm a f**king member, give me one!"


Sat in the Little John pub in Hathersage, tipsy after eating so much food:

Me: "Where should we go tomorrow?"
Mark: "We could always go to The Pass, we could go now, you're still legal to drive"
Tommy: "I'm still legal to have sex!"

* On the way to the Roaches this weekend...

Josh Smith: BAMM (Josh punching an easter egg just to break it)
.....A few hours later....Josh Smith to someone: 'Im not gay, I punched an egg!'


After a long day at the crag, 4 weary stoats headed to Judith and Norms for dinner!
Josh and Lawrence walk into the Heavey kitchen, only to be greeted by...
....Judith: 'Come on in and take your clothes off boys!'...

Whilst sitting on the floor at the Heavey household...
Lawrence (To Rosie the dog): 'Did you just wink at me?!....Do you want me to take my clothes off for you too?!'

F*** YEA!!

Lawrence: I Love Bum

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A new man. . . No longer 'Vaguely Paralytic'