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 Post subject: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:21 pm 

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Following recent spanking/embarrassment on Valkyrie at Froggatt, I have decided to embark on a mission to shag the most disgusting and horrendous jamming cracks and off-widths I can find.

Any route suggestions?


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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:38 pm 
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Squamish.

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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:04 pm 

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Go to Ramshaw

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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:09 pm 
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Millstone in the peaks is amazing for cracks and when you can no longer face anymore there is some nice slabs aswell

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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:53 pm 

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Rainbow Crack, Hen cloud.

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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:23 am 

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Strapiombo at froggatt is a horrendous roof crack if i remember correctly from the last time me and gareth were there!!


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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:27 am 
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Hooked on Crack, Aillade. It's about 1/2 a foot wide, all the way up. Not small enough for fists, more like legs and entire arms!

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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:13 pm 

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some horrendous suggestions coming in fast. I like it.

Strapiombo is indeed a delicate and lovely roof crack....


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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:21 am 

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My new heroes:

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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:43 am 

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But it's not about the grade, it's about the experience and when it comes to wide the experience is the same for everyone: that means nausea, vomitting, third degree burns, knuckle and shin abrasions, open flesh wounds, lots of blood, pressure wounds, the full body pump, stacked fists, kneelocks, headlocks, full body constriction, lack of oxygen, inside-out peristalsis, and above all, power and rubber. Not to mention spending a small fortune on spring-loaded camming devices and expandable tube chocks.

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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:57 pm 

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Location: Selly Oak
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If its a venue you're looking for Millstone is the dogs balls. VS--> all safe as houses. The Embankment routes are all quality. Best avoided on a warm day though! Strapiombo at Froggatt is pretty beezer. Bring at least one #4 Friend and its well safe, really good fallout zone. Can cut loose on those jimmyjams!

Have been getting spanked by cracks over here in good ole NI. Fell off the last 3/4 that I've been on. Getting better slowly but surely but it still scares the shit outta me having to trust that kind of climbing. I cry like a girl before peeling off. Ask Rose!

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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:54 pm 

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neil that is horrific on UKC your not supposed to shag feet first!


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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:03 pm 

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loads at Ramshaw

"The Crank" is a hvs i think but it gave me proper scars, not just normal ones lol...mauled me

I fancy having another crack at it (excuse the pun) over next couple of months if anyones up for it?

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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:30 pm 

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I def want to go to Ramshaw, my crack technique is shit, gotta work through the crack school in the guidebook.

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 Post subject: Re: jamming cracks
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:30 pm 

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Location: Selly Oak
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Got such a hard on for jamming at the minute. Did almost 100m worth of crack climbing yesterday and had such a good time. Such a crazy ass way to shag. Dosen't take too long to get the swing of it either.

Biggest tip: tape those hands up like a mofo. Makes such a difference, seriously like climbing in trainers then putting on a pair of rock boots.

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