Right, just for a bit of banter and light hearted entertainment. I propose a weekly caption competition!

Step 1) Find a couple of photos from UBMC trips which have a humours side to them.
Step 2) Upload them to this thread
Step 3) Invite others to provide witty captions/quotes to them!

So.. to get things started, a few photos from the Alpine Trip this summer.

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"I'm not mad, I just see things differently"
No longer VP : But still Vaguely Philippino
FYI: Actions speak louder than wombats

Caption 2 - Jack tries desperately to hold in his crag poo whilst striking an impressive pose during his latest photo shoot

Caption 1: Jake Lodge demonstrates the BMC approved lead belay technique.

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"Garry"

Caption 3: Whilst walking down the high street James Brewer informs Jake Lodge that he'd like to examine the diameter of his rope

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*Sees that Crunchy Nut is £3.70 in the supermarket*
"Definitely can't afford that".
*Buys a pint for £4 later on that evening*

Vizzle-Pizzle

Caption 1: "Don't worry mate I've got you! Just let me finish this can first!"

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"I'm not mad, I just see things differently"
No longer VP : But still Vaguely Philippino
FYI: Actions speak louder than wombats

Caption 2: "Just when he thought no one was looking, Jack reaches round for a cheeky bum-finger"

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"I'm not gay; I punched an egg"

caption one: Initial trials of be(er)laying meet with mixed approval from participants

Caption 1 - "Safety never takes a day off..............but Jake Lodge does."

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Miss Jeanes

Loving the interest here. Here's another set. Sorry Jake, your such an awesome person to photograph. Every considered a modelling job?

People, upload some of your own shots, we all can't 'captionise' Mr Lodge, that'd be very weird.

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"I'm not mad, I just see things differently"
No longer VP : But still Vaguely Philippino
FYI: Actions speak louder than wombats

Caption 4 - Phil THINKS he can wear 'The' trousers....

Caption 6 - I'm in a glass case of emotion

Haha

Caption 4: Phil can wear the trousers, but Alice chooses which ones he wears

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*Sees that Crunchy Nut is £3.70 in the supermarket*
"Definitely can't afford that".
*Buys a pint for £4 later on that evening*

Vizzle-Pizzle

Hahah!
"Mr Watson - Come here - I want to see you"

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"I'm not mad, I just see things differently"
No longer VP : But still Vaguely Philippino
FYI: Actions speak louder than wombats

Caption 5 - "mr gay uk entry #69 likes a good selection of nuts, tight cracks, and reaching the peak"